The Rite of Ordination

Get Roasted!

Every coffeemancer was once an unroasted bean: full of potential, a little green, unfit for brewing. The Rite changes that. Answer truly, and be received.

A white-robed cleric of the Temple raising two golden cups, steam curling upward — The Officiant awaits. He has performed nine thousand ordinations and has never once spilled.

Rite · Form 1-A

Profession of Devotion

Thy given name

Thy sacred brew

Thy hour of devotion

Dawn Noon Dusk Midnight Perpetual

By submitting, thou swearest the Fifteen Commitments, including the difficult ones about cleaning thy grinder.