The Reliquary
The Coffeemancer Store
All prices in roasted beans (ᵬ), the only currency the Temple recognizes. All sales are final, chiefly because none have ever occurred.
The Chalice of the First Sip
Gilded cup said to keep any brew at precisely the temperature of gratitude. Faint choir audible when filled above the halfway mark.
ᵬ 1,200
Vial of Sacred Crema
Harvested from a single perfect shot pulled in 1998 and never repeated. Do not open. Do not shake. Do not doubt.
ᵬ 340
Grounds-Reading Divination Kit
One white cup, one saucer, one booklet of omens. Predicts change, journeys, and — with uncanny accuracy — more coffee.
ᵬ 620
The Arch-Coffeemancer’s Gilded Scoop
Measures exactly one scoop, every time, regardless of how your morning is going. Whiskey’s spare. He wants it back, eventually.
ᵬ 890
Incense of the Roastery
A candle that smells of first crack at dawn. Burns for forty hours or one very productive deadline, whichever comes first.
ᵬ 450
The Holy Book, Illuminated Folio Edition
All fifteen chapters on genuine vellum-ish paper, rubricated by hand, blessed twice. Smells faintly of Yirgacheffe.
ᵬ 2,400
The Temple store is a shrine, not a shop. Nothing here can be purchased, shipped, or returned — but everything may be freely coveted, which the Order has ruled is not technically a sin.